Jun 27 2009
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Adobe Photoshop CS4 Premium Strawberry Alarm Clock Edition
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Yes. Replacing Safari’s fast and built-in PDF reader with Adobe’s bloated piece of crap is such a compelling value proposition.
Adobe Acrobat 9 Professional Upgrade Somethingoranother
Jun 26 2009
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“ This legislation will break our dependence on foreign oil, make our nation a leader in clean energy jobs and cut global warming pollution.
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Representative Henry Waxman on the cap-and-trade bill
I’m saving this one for Claim Chowder, as well as to note the incredible speed-reading abilities of our illustrious House of Representatives. Or that of their aides, I should say.
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I can’t believe my computer doesn’t have “Beyonce” in its dictionary yet.
Adobe Photoshop CS4 Happy-Go-Lucky Crash-Prone Edition Suite
Jun 25 2009
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Someone at Adobe has an awesome job, thanks to me.
Adobe InDesign CS4 Premium Suite Crash “I can’t save shit for CS3” Edition
Jun 19 2009
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This. This is not good.
iPhone 3.0 Update
Jun 12 2009
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I would think that would be fairly obvious, but what do I know?
Adobe® Illustrator® CS®4®
May 30 2009
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“ And there’s the end of the American automobile industry. When it comes to dull, practical, ugly things that bore and annoy me, Japanese things cost less and the cup holders are more conveniently located.
— P.J. O’Rourke, The End of Our Love Affair with Cars
May 19 2009
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Pretty much sums up my feelings about Photoshop Actions.
Adobe Photoshop CS4 “We haven’t addressed this functionality since 1993” Edition
May 13 2009
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May 10 2009
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“This application doesn’t work with the EngLish. Please switch to the not-EngLish and try again.”
May 06 2009
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That’ll teach me to try and open two Photoshop files at the same time. Me and my outrageous requests!
Adobe® Photoshop® CS4® Extended® Version® 11®.0.1®
May 04 2009
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Well, it’s good to see at least something is consistent across CS4.
Adobe® InDesign® CS4®®
May 01 2009
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They’re just gonna keep gettin’ these.
Adobe Premiere Pro CS4
Apr 30 2009
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I really hope Adobe appreciates these crash reports, cuz man, I’ve been sending them a ton of ‘em lately.
Adobe Photoshop CS4 Extended
