Nov 15 2009
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I mean, duh.
iTunes 9.0.2
Oct 29 2009
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I love the idea that “Excel Tables” are not supported by Excel 2008 for Mac.
Oct 25 2009
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Adobe® Fireworks™ CS4
Oct 18 2009
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I could do that, or I could just leave. You know, because there are other websites on the internet that I can access.
Oct 08 2009
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Using artwork stolen from OS X’s wallpaper gallery does not give the impression that you should be entrusted with my intellectual property.
Oct 07 2009
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I don’t know what people are talking about. It’s easy to learn a new piece of Adobe software.
Adobe Photoshop Lightroom Fireworks CS4 Macromedia Flash Edition
Aug 04 2009
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Yup. So long as I keep gettin’ these, I’m gonna keep sendin’ these.
Adobe Photoshop CS4 Premium Twist Of Lime Vanilla Cherry Diet Dr Pepper Edition Version Limited Time Only
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Descriptive. Thanks for the help.
Adobe Illustrator CS4
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This is wrong on so many levels.
Jul 05 2009
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Adobe Photoshop CS4
Jun 27 2009
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Adobe Photoshop CS4 Premium Strawberry Alarm Clock Edition
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Yes. Replacing Safari’s fast and built-in PDF reader with Adobe’s bloated piece of crap is such a compelling value proposition.
Adobe Acrobat 9 Professional Upgrade Somethingoranother
Jun 26 2009
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“ This legislation will break our dependence on foreign oil, make our nation a leader in clean energy jobs and cut global warming pollution.
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Representative Henry Waxman on the cap-and-trade bill
I’m saving this one for Claim Chowder, as well as to note the incredible speed-reading abilities of our illustrious House of Representatives. Or that of their aides, I should say.
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I can’t believe my computer doesn’t have “Beyonce” in its dictionary yet.
Adobe Photoshop CS4 Happy-Go-Lucky Crash-Prone Edition Suite
Jun 25 2009
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Someone at Adobe has an awesome job, thanks to me.
Adobe InDesign CS4 Premium Suite Crash “I can’t save shit for CS3” Edition
